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"They felt like running in ski boots and, as an added bonus, looked like the ejaculate of the T-1000." = poetry

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The 1990s loved liquid metal. You can’t explain it. You just had to be there.

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...and the 70's liked heavy metal and vans painted in airbrushed wizards...is there any way we can go back there?...

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I'm slow to respond to this post, but not because I don't have love/hate relationships with my shoes... good, bad, or otherwise, I keep track of their mileage (and race resume), and I photograph each pair before I retire them. I just added pair #95 (the new Inov8 Mudtalon Speed - which by the way performed brilliantly in the WY high-country mud at Bighorn 100).

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I love that. Where do you keep that resume and photo, Jeff?

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It's just a spreadsheet and an album in Photos. And now of course on Strava, too (they should probably add a photo field to go with the gear lists on athlete profiles). But I've always kind of thought it might end up as a coffee-table book (with a title pretty close to the title of your post 🙂)...

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This is wonderful! I should probably share a photo of my husband's shoe wall... It was a requirement when we moved into our new house.

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Once you go Yak...so funny! 😄

I wish I could tell you it's different when you work for a shoe company, but I have my fair share of "worn once" models taking up closet space from many brands. Alas!

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I can't believe you remember the details of shoes that long ago so well! I was an early adopter of Hokas around 2012—I had their first unisex pair—and have worn Hokas ever since, so I can barely remember the Asics, Sauconys, and Brooks before that. The worst shoe I ever experienced was the Montrail Masochist, which I got for free because Geoff Roes (remember him?) gave me a coupon after I attended his camp. The Montrails had a super-duper Gortex-like waterproof coating called Out-Dry. When I wore them in the 2013 Way Too Cool 50K, I had to go through several stream crossings, and they filled up like buckets that refused to drain. I sloshed around these heavy water-filled shoes with frustration.

Nice job on the voiceover too!

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Hah! Thanks! I gotta find a microphone with a spitguard I think! 😆

I had the opposite problem at Way Too Cool in, I think, 2012. I wore a pair of ultra thin adidas marathon flats—felt every stone and bobble in the trail. Hardly needed those speedy shoes anyway since I booked and basically walked it in!

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