Breakfast Club! Freedom!
Hello all you killer, Kantian, kite-flying, kilt-wearing, kindly-kicking-cars-into-kindling Breakfast Club goal-Keepers!
Several thousand angry Scots want you at Breakfast Club!
"And dying in your bed many years from now; would you be willing to trade all the days for one chance, just one chance, to come back and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our Breakfast!!"
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